Common Sense Skipped Me
If you know me in my daily life, you know that sometimes, well… common sense skipped me. Here is a list of things I legitimately learned in my 20’s that I probably should have know sooner. I hope you get a good laugh out of my stupidity.
Groundhogs are real. Until I was like… 22 or something, I had no idea that groundhogs were a real species of animal. I thought there was just one and it was just a famous fat rodent thing that they called a “groundhog”. Groundhogs are very real, friends.
Easter Famine. So, you know that phrase “feast or famine?” I always wondered why people talked about Easter famine so much. I didn’t even know there was an Easter famine. There wasn’t.
Saving For a Rainy Day. I didn’t realize until recently, like a couple months ago recently, that “saving for a rainy day” means like, an emergency fund. Not literally a rainy day like, “hey its raining, lets go to the museum.”
“Henry” is not an adjective. To this day, I don’t know why my parents would say I was “Henry” when I was tired but apparently thats not a real thing, just a them thing. Who knew? Everyone on the planet. Except for me.
That is all I can think of off the top of my head for stupid things I didn’t know. If you know me and you can think of more, comment them *cough* friends *cough cough*. Also comment yours. You got to laugh at me so now its my turn to laugh at you.